Sunday, February 4, 2007

The Great American Cash Cow Contest

"Bring back John Wayne."
The Neocons

"Bite Me."
The West Coast Independents

Not just a cow... but a bitch
The midwestern/southern right

And the winner of the Talent Contest Is...
The Centrist Right

From the left: "And I can fiddle, too."

And the winner is... the Iraq War Bull
Sorry, cows, there's no place in war for feminine values like nurturing, mothering, caring, beauty, wisdom, diplomacy, etc. But think of it - we have our Bull economy, pictured above.
Milk on, Big Oil, milk on!

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