"I may not agree with what you say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it."
Tell me, who does THAT any more??
Bodyguards of America, donate some time to this lady, PLEASE!
OK, so freedom really ISN'T free...
But, "Invade for Democracy"??
The strategy isn't working.
Send in Monty Hall.
You stop fighting us, and we milk your cash cow!
An offer you can't refuse!
We need a better sales pitch, Dick.
Where's that guy, Ron Popeil, when we really need him?
Set it, and Forget it!
"Dear Ron, please invent for us a new Middle East Policy for couch potatoes. Maybe we can work it out in the comfort of Air Force One."