Our Big Brother, who art in 9-11,
Hallowed by thy game,
My will be done on earth
For the sake of 9-11.
Give them each day their daily head-numbing lies & stories,
And deliver us from liberal peace-mongering, bleeding-heart
People-self-governing, forced accountability Evil,
For ours and our elite is the kingdom, the power and the glory,
Wars without end. Amen.